Sunday, 14 July 2013
Saturday, 13 July 2013
Amazing Father
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor ??
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps ?
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
"With your face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,
'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous Instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please...!
Atlantic Ocean Road, Norway
Paris Train Crash: 'Many Casualties' Reported
Friday, 12 July 2013
Nano Races Up In Front
A Nano breaks down on a roadside.
A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"
They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.
The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:
"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake!!
Thursday, 11 July 2013
Take a Positive Outlook
Count D garden by D flowers..
Not by D leaves that fall..
Count your life with smiles..
And not D tears that ever rolled..
Keep smiling...
Tuesday, 5 March 2013
Brutality in India - video
A woman has been brutally hit by cops in Punjab, India. The incident happened in Taran Taran, near Amritsar, Punjab when she asked for help from the nearby policemen over an eve teasing incident. |
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
Lying on a Railway Track under a running train - Extent of Stupidity, about to commit suicide.
Saturday, 23 February 2013
Chicken and spinach lasagna with a creamy white cheese sauce
Ingredients:
1-1/2 lasagna sheets
1 tablespoon butter
1 onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
1/3 cup chicken broth
salt to taste
1/4 cup milk
2/3 cup shredded mozzarella cheese, divided
2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese, divided
Dried basil, oregano, ground black pepper (as per taste)
1/3 cup ricotta cheese
1/3 cup cubed, cooked chicken meat
chopped spinach, thawed and drained
1/2 teaspoon chopped fresh parsley
2 teaspoons grated Parmesan cheese for topping
How to cook:
1. Preheat oven to 175 degrees C. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook lasagna in boiling water for 8 to 10 minutes. Drain, and rinse with cold water.
2. Melt the butter in a large saucepan over medium heat. Cook the onion and garlic in the butter until tender, stirring frequently. Stir in the flour and salt, and simmer until bubbly. Mix in the broth and milk, and boil, stirring constantly, for 1 minute. Stir in mozzarella cheese and Parmesan cheese. Season with the basil, oregano, and ground black pepper. Remove from heat, and set aside.
3. Spread 1/3 of the sauce mixture in the bottom of a baking dish. Layer with 1/3 of the lasagna sheet, the ricotta, and the chicken. Arrange lasagna over the chicken, and layer with the sauce mixture, spinach, and the remaining mozzarella cheese Parmesan cheese. Arrange remaining lasagna over cheese, and spread remaining sauce evenly. Sprinkle with parsley and Parmesan cheese.
4. Bake 35 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven.
How it Feels through Google Glass - Awesome Video Footage
Friday, 22 February 2013
Wednesday, 20 February 2013
Recipe: Penne Alla Napolitana
Ingredients: 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 onion, finely diced 5 garlic cloves 3 green olives, finely sliced 150 gms mushrooms, finely sliced 5 tomatoes, peeled and food processed 300 gms penne pasta 1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese Servings Per Recipe: 2 1. Fry onion and garlic for 2 minutes in the olive oil. Add the mushrooms and fry another 1 min 2. Add the tomato paste. Simmer 1 hour. 3. Cook pasta al-dantè. Drain. 4. Serve with sauce poured over the pasta. Garnish with olives, basil and parmesan. |
Tuesday, 19 February 2013
Baby Scared By Snoring
Sunday, 17 February 2013
Wednesday, 30 January 2013
Video: The Power of Words
Tuesday, 29 January 2013
Awesome Video - Black Hole
Monday, 21 January 2013
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Blonde Joke: a 3D TV
Sunday, 13 January 2013
Happy Lohri
HAPPY LOHRI FRIENDS.....Sundar Mundariye Ho Sundar mundariye ho. Tera kaun bechaara ho. Dulla bhatti vaala ho. Dulle thi viyaahi ho. Ser shakkar paayi ho. Kuddi de boujje paayi ho. Kuddi ta laal pataaka ho. Kuddi da saalu paatta ho. Saalu kaun samaette ho. Chaacha gaali daese ho. Jimidaara lutti ho. Jimidaar sadaao ho. Gin gin poule pao ho. Ikk poula reh gaya, Sipaahi phadd ke lae gaya. |