Two Demons are Gossiping!

Saturday, 13 July 2013

Amazing Father

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor ??

'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps ?

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'

"With your  face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,

'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous Instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please...!

Atlantic Ocean Road, Norway

The Atlantic Ocean Road or the Atlantic Road is a 8.3-kilometer long section of County Road 64 which runs through an archipelago in Eide and Averøy in Møre og Romsdal, Norway.

Paris Train Crash: 'Many Casualties' Reported

Up to eight people are believed dead and dozens injured after a train packed with 385 passengers derailed in a Paris suburb.
French interior minister Manuel Valls said: "The death toll is evolving constantly at this point and unfortunately it will probably rise.
"At this stage there are seven people dead, several dozen wounded and some of them are serious."    
SNCF spokesman Jean-Paul Boulet said the train was carrying some 385 passengers when it derailed at 5:15 p.m. (1515 GMT) and crashed into the station at Bretigny-sur-Orge, some 20 kilometers south of Paris.
Four of the train's seven carriages detached and piled up, he added.
Graham Hope, a passenger in the third carriages, told Sky News: "The carriage I was in was bouncing for several seconds before we came to a halt. Everyone was very calm. A couple of people were quite concerned, but we worked together to get out of the carriage... 
"When I got out we could see the rest of the train was further up the line... I would be very surprised if people got out of the front carriage unscathed." 

Friday, 12 July 2013

Indian Legendary Actor Pran Passes Away

Lakmé Beauty Salon in South Delhi

Traffic Police Post in India

India is now ranked at #7 among the corrupted countries in the world.

A Chick & a Roaster

Nano Races Up In Front

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.

A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.

The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:

"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake!!

Thursday, 11 July 2013

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Brutality in India - video

A woman has been brutally hit by cops in Punjab, India.
The incident happened in Taran Taran, near Amritsar, Punjab when she asked for help from the nearby policemen over an eve teasing incident.

Saturday, 23 February 2013

Chicken and spinach lasagna with a creamy white cheese sauce

Servings: 2 pax


Ingredients:

1-1/2 lasagna sheets

1 tablespoon butter

1 onion, chopped

1 clove garlic, minced

1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
1/3 cup chicken broth

salt to taste
1/4 cup milk

2/3 cup shredded mozzarella cheese, divided

2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese, divided

Dried basil, oregano, ground black pepper (as per taste)
1/3 cup ricotta cheese
1/3 cup cubed, cooked chicken meat

chopped spinach, thawed and drained

1/2 teaspoon chopped fresh parsley

2 teaspoons grated Parmesan cheese for topping


How to cook:

1. Preheat oven to 175 degrees C. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook lasagna in boiling water for 8 to 10 minutes. Drain, and rinse with cold water.
2. Melt the butter in a large saucepan over medium heat. Cook the onion and garlic in the butter until tender, stirring frequently. Stir in the flour and salt, and simmer until bubbly. Mix in the broth and milk, and boil, stirring constantly, for 1 minute. Stir in mozzarella cheese and Parmesan cheese. Season with the basil, oregano, and ground black pepper. Remove from heat, and set aside.
3. Spread 1/3 of the sauce mixture in the bottom of a baking dish. Layer with 1/3 of the lasagna sheet, the ricotta, and the chicken. Arrange lasagna over the chicken, and layer with the sauce mixture, spinach, and the remaining mozzarella cheese Parmesan cheese. Arrange remaining lasagna over cheese, and spread remaining sauce evenly. Sprinkle with parsley and Parmesan cheese.
4. Bake 35 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven.

How it Feels through Google Glass - Awesome Video Footage


Want to see how Glass actually feels? It's surprisingly simple. Say "take a picture" to take a picture. Record what you see, hands free. Even share what you see, live.

Directions are right in front of you. Speak to send a message, or translate your voice. Get the notifications that matter most. Ask whatever's on your mind and get answers without having to ask.

All video footage captured through Glass.

Welcome to a world through Glass. See more at http://www.google.com/glass/start

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Appearances Matter:)

How we chose to dress each morning reflects how we feel about our job!!

Recipe: Penne Alla Napolitana

Ingredients:

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 onion, finely diced

5 garlic cloves

3 green olives, finely sliced

150 gms mushrooms, finely sliced

5 tomatoes, peeled and food processed

300 gms penne pasta

1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese

Servings Per Recipe: 2

1. Fry onion and garlic for 2 minutes in the olive oil. Add the mushrooms and fry another 1 min

2. Add the tomato paste. Simmer 1 hour.

3. Cook pasta al-dantè. Drain.

4. Serve with sauce poured over the pasta. Garnish with olives, basil and parmesan.

Tuesday, 19 February 2013

Baby Scared By Snoring

My friend's nephew getting scared by his dad & when I said this was staged. I mean the dad isn't sleeping fo real.

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Video: The Power of Words


This short film illustrates the power of words to radically effect change. Discover the power of transforming your own words in Andrea Gardner's book 'Change Your Words, Change Your World'.

Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Awesome Video - Black Hole

A sleep-deprived office worker accidentally discovers a black hole - and then greed gets the better of him.

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Blonde Joke: a 3D TV

A blonde goes into in electrical shop and spots a bargain. "I'd like to buy this TV," she tells the salesman. "Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replies. The woman hurries home and dyes her hair black. She goes back to the shop and says to the salesman, "I'd like to buy that TV please." The salesman looks at her and says, "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The woman goes back to her house and goes for a more drastic disguise, cutting off her hair and changing her entire outfit. She waits a few days before going back to the shop. "I'd like to buy this TV," she says. "I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes." The salesman says. The woman asks, "How do you know I'm blonde?" "Because that's a microwave!" he replies.

Never Be Afraid of Failures

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Happy Lohri

HAPPY LOHRI FRIENDS.....Sundar Mundariye Ho Sundar mundariye ho. Tera kaun bechaara ho. Dulla bhatti vaala ho. Dulle thi viyaahi ho. Ser shakkar paayi ho. Kuddi de boujje paayi ho. Kuddi ta laal pataaka ho. Kuddi da saalu paatta ho. Saalu kaun samaette ho. Chaacha gaali daese ho. Jimidaara lutti ho. Jimidaar sadaao ho. Gin gin poule pao ho. Ikk poula reh gaya, Sipaahi phadd ke lae gaya.

Quote of the Day on "Common Sense"

Another Newton's Law