Two Demons are Gossiping!
Sunday, 14 July 2013
Saturday, 13 July 2013
Amazing Father
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor ??
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps ?
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
"With your face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,
'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous Instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please...!
Atlantic Ocean Road, Norway
The Atlantic Ocean Road or the Atlantic Road is a 8.3-kilometer long section of County Road 64 which runs through an archipelago in Eide and Averøy in Møre og Romsdal, Norway.
Paris Train Crash: 'Many Casualties' Reported
Up to eight people are believed dead and dozens injured after a train packed with 385 passengers derailed in a Paris suburb.
French interior minister Manuel Valls said: "The death toll is evolving constantly at this point and unfortunately it will probably rise.
"At this stage there are seven people dead, several dozen wounded and some of them are serious."
SNCF spokesman Jean-Paul Boulet said the train was carrying some 385 passengers when it derailed at 5:15 p.m. (1515 GMT) and crashed into the station at Bretigny-sur-Orge, some 20 kilometers south of Paris.
Four of the train's seven carriages detached and piled up, he added.
Graham Hope, a passenger in the third carriages, told Sky News: "The carriage I was in was bouncing for several seconds before we came to a halt. Everyone was very calm. A couple of people were quite concerned, but we worked together to get out of the carriage...
"When I got out we could see the rest of the train was further up the line... I would be very surprised if people got out of the front carriage unscathed."
Friday, 12 July 2013
Nano Races Up In Front
A Nano breaks down on a roadside.
A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"
They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.
The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:
"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake!!
Thursday, 11 July 2013
Take a Positive Outlook
Count D garden by D flowers..
Not by D leaves that fall..
Count your life with smiles..
And not D tears that ever rolled..
Keep smiling...
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